AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Become a mermaid.

Channel Elvis Presley...

THROUGH DANCE.

I love that red afro you're wearing, baby.

I guess I have some research to do then.

meyou22 wrote:

BANANA wrote:When you squeeze a clown's balls, do they honk?

No, but they look like Easter eggs.

I wonder if they feel funny.

When you squeeze a clown's balls, do they honk?

"Ow."

Twilight would be an interesting series, if Meyer hadn't thrown in a Mary Sue. You know? Vampires versus Werwolves, the other vampires looking down on the Cullens for being vegetarians (sort of) and all of that. But throw in one bratty, "perfect, all the boys are after her for no reason" Bella and a...

Lemonparty. *shudder*

I don't think I've ever been PM'd.

Karilyn wrote:I touch you guys inappropriately while you sleep.

I'm Machoke you if you try that shit again.

Operation Awesome wrote:

BANANA wrote:Godammit, now I can't stop thinking of PokeMurder puns.

Can't stop?

That sounds a bit...


...Farfetch'd.

I could probably...


...Raichu more.

Godammit, now I can't stop thinking of PokeMurder puns.

That's a really nice rendition of Toon Link. I don't mind the errors at all.

PokeMurder Files: Exeggcuted