AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Phat Shaggy wrote:Merlin beat me up and stole my lunch cheddar

How will you make a decent sandwich now.

What has this thread descended into.

Decker wrote:I'd shave my legs.

I hate hair on my legs but my dad would think I'm weird and gay

Taaaaater legs~! If you don't know what I'm talking about, then disregard this post.

I didn't want to page stretch.

To say that my day was shitty is an understatement. All my friends were in anti-social moods, and my Chemistry teacher belittled and degraded me in front of the rest of the class for a good twenty minutes. The rest of my teachers also seem intent on not letting me make up quizzes and projects I mis...

Or that asian company director with the subtitles in the third Austin Powers movie.

I'm really tempted to copy the 'And I slowly slide off my night dress' comic, but replace the guy with Torizo and replace the banana with myself. :awesome:

Hurr, Decker gives all of his gifts naked.

This is not a bad thing.

It's already 1AM and I just got the computer but I'm too tired to look at all of the new AZ threads so I'm angry and will be going to bed soon.

THIS IS WHY I NEED MY OWN LAPTOP, DAMNIT.

I always knew Fooflyer was the devil.

Then he'd, on malignant impulse, hypothetically kick you while you were down.

By hypothetically beating you past the point of conciousness, Snarf.

Fooflyer wrote:

Bacon wrote:He loves vigilagina.

THAT is how I read it originally.

I kinda want to stick gum in my sister's hair while she sleeps.

It was morphine. In the books, Sherlock Holmes injected himself with morphine.