I'd offer my services to help but I have no idea how well my style would blend in with both of your's. Not to mention, I've never tried turning a pokemon into a human before. IT'S SEEM WEIRD I HAVEN'T I MEAN AREN'T upstanding members of society SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT TURNING EVERY HUMAN CHARACTER...
Oh yes, because I'm totally going to spend an additional $50 buying tiny inane little things which should have been included in the porn to begin with. /sarcasm