AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Badfish wrote:I am having absolutely no problems in my life.


Seriously, maybe it's because I'm an optimist, but I can't find a single reason why I should be anything but pop flyin'.

Keep going

hahahahahahaha I kinda lost I admit

Heh, I love how every woman feels the need to say they're the fugliest just so someone will say "aaaaaaaaw but nooooo you're so pwettyyyyyyyy"
Well NO
I WON'T
... especially because I never even SAW any of you !

Head of The Brothel wrote:One time I was sitting down with a boner and this girl was like "Can I sit on your lap?"

No, no you can not sit on my lap.

You're an idiot.
OF COURSE she can !
She'll just get impaled
That's her own problem

Oh, OK, sorry, 'cause I didn't understand ^^"

Saying this is perfect with your avatar man

ENGLISH HOMEWORK HELP PLEASE. 'The three boys walked briskly on the sand. The tide was almost low and there was a strip of weed-strewn beach that was almost af firm as a road. A kind of glamour came was spread over them and the scene and they were conscious of the glamour and made pop flyin' by it....

I don't need classy clothes I ooze classiness. Jerks. Seriously, though, it's not too hard to look good in clothes. You just have to be selective and to like yourself in what you wear without being a douchebag about it. Also, some classy things are clearly made for thin or muscled or whatever men, w...

I've never been embarrassed by boners. Strangely, I've never thought "oh god I have a boner I'm going to be called in front or a girl will see me frechtgr" no, just... "oh, a boner... heh, why now ? Meh, don't care" ... I mean, don't you guys wear PANTS ? They're totally supposed to hide your junk, ...

The thing is, if God exists, he doesn't think on the same level as a human being.
So our thoughts "he wants to be known", "he knows good and evil", etc... why would he ? He's GOD
He doesn't put up with this shit.

Looks like if I missed a lotsa stuff here yesterday night.

What ? I was just late for lotsa stuff. Don't ask question, Stran. You don't want to get involved with this. I just get worried when people compliment too much. Usually means they are going to do somthing we all would regret. I just care, is all. Don't ask question, Stran. You don't want to get inv...

What ? I was just late for lotsa stuff.
Don't ask question, Stran. You don't want to get involved with this.

I'll believe in God the day it'll be PROVEN He exists. That's not harder than that : give me explanation and proof, why should I doubt ? Give me nothing, just faith... well meh. But actually we all believe more or less in some things only through faith... some believe in ghosts, or in aliens... or i...

Willow, you need someone who'll give you a friendly hug whatever happens. Those people are pretty rare, knowing how many people don't care. But they exist. *virtual hug* Merlin, Xabyrn... I have to say, I'm proud to be a member of AZ, where people like you dictate and rule with an iron fist everythi...