AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't call her a bitch
She's shy and introvert
She's scared of commitment.
We have to take things slowly from there on.

Strange thing; I'm excessively and erotically attracted to girls vacuuming.
That's weird, I know, but GOD
When they lean like that
I dunno, the shape of their back, or... I dunno.
I'm pretty weird.

Reminisce about the good old days You wake up, and you already start mumbling. You get up, and whisper something about your yesterdays... and then stop when you feel like you've been doing that EVERY SINGLE DAY >get the mail (you may have already won a million dollars!) You put on some pants, a shi...

>Perambulate around the premises, possibly pontificating. You turn away from the window. The moon was blinding today, anyway. You start mumbling to yourself how this place sucks, the people suck and the night sucks. You don't realise how you hate everyone only because no one loves you. You go back ...

What do you mean, "you want to be a man" ?
Surgically, you mean ? Sex change ? Or ACT like a man ? Or THINK like a man ?
And actually...



No seriously, what does it mean to be "a man" ? To be manly ? Is there even a real definition ?...

Well, I was thinking that I should wait a whole day to make sure, but then I came back and noticed there were already enough votes... So let's go. I'll edit. EDIT Jack Merridew the old fart You are a 60 years old grandfather. You wake up in the middle of the night because the bed feels too uncomfort...

It's a robot, like Merlin's avatar

Oh, Bacon, I didn't know it was you birthday. Well... well wish you best. Happiness, love, success and all that stuff. Oh and puppies. Robotic puppies. With eyepatches and lasers. And they can talk in a very manly way But they're still adorable and fluffy and cute And yarr. 'cause I'm supposed to. (...

Hi. Looks like if the adventure threads are quite a thrill in here. I enjoy participating in 'em on this forum. What I dislike, though, is how much it is empty in here when I wake up. Most of you know already, but I'm French, so it's not the same time in here. You're all sleeping. So now, I'll play ...

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Thanks for the info
The whole fun is not caring about the fakism
Even though I don't feel like those riddles and brain-fappings are fun anymore :/

Wow, Willow, I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't realise, when you said how attached to you he was when you came here saying you were worried after having broken up with him... Listen, first, don't feel faulty, OK ? You're not the one who pushed him under a car or something like that, and you never wanted th...

Mr. Mander wrote:Are we ignoring the fact that that picture had Hitler in it

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Darkin wrote:25 MINUETS LEFT GUYS
it was a honor working with you all.

Only 25 minutes left for the greatest human orgy ever ?
Meh, good enough

Chekt wrote:If I could be a dinosaur, I'd be a motherfucking Velociraptor.

Everyone would be
You sheep
You're a sheeposaur
You'll get eaten first