AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's not a helmet, that's a zipper, Trygve.
And that's not his mouth.

... what were we talking about ?

OK guys. It's been a long time since I haven't been on this forum and I finally realised why I missed it so much : bullshits. Bullshits, bullshits, bullshits. You all keep saying bullshit. And it's just funny, or fun, ya know. But CAN YOU REFRAIN FROM SAYING ANY BULLSHIT ? That's a huge fucking new ...

In your mouth ? Well thank you, captain obvious !

Hi ! I'm John Craft !
I've been on this forum for a few years, and I just left because stuff
Then I came back because who cares ?
So I'm new and old !

You know what makes me pop flyin' ?
Funny people.
Yeah. I like it when they're fun.
Weeee

*snif* so deep...

EDIT
oh, er, but... Petur... is it the man or the clam ?

Oh Trygve
No one tells stories like you do.

[ignoring 57 pages before]

I think this forum is full of shit
but also full of THE shit.

I now know Spoony was the sole reason I regretted not being able to come back on this forum for a while.
Fuck he's the one I missed so fucking hard.

Well I was sick of only crawling in here in the dark in your sleep, so I said "I'm creepy, but I could at least be OPENLY creepy, right ?"
But I'm pop flyin' you remember me. Not sure what I'm doing here either, actually.

Hey, I remember this drawing ! I made it last month !

>Poke your new roomie. > creepypasta >Upon being poked, roomie wakes up >Roomie is a girl >Who looks exactly like the fairy >And is named Jill You look at this person, that looks asleep. You slowly put all your stuff on the top bonk, and look. She's actually a woman. Like 30 years old, maybe younge...

I'm sad, I feel like I'm not giving my adventure thread enough strength, like the story is too slow-paced.
I have to find a way to make it... I dunno, more interesting, more passionate.
I have to be an artist.

RikuKyuutu wrote:I already used that joke.

Oh
Sorry