AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Is that for real ? I would know I guess... Where did you read that ?
I actually have near my town a very modern and efficient water-cleaner or whatever-you-call it, a huge factory to take water, make it cleaner without chlorine, actually, and we can use it that way.

I'm like that.

(it's actually fucking awesome to see you guys again
I mean I came back like once or twice this last month, but I'm "really" coming back now, and God did I miss you all, fuck leaving this place is like a huge mistake
I love you guys
and guysettes)

I tried it only once; it actually tastes like any meat... not that much taste, but I think you have to use lots of thyme or stuff like that on it.

That's a smoking idea !

OK, let's say one page without bullshit.
Let's reset it all.
And fuck you dudes.
France is great.
Really great.
We have women there.
Do you have women where you live ?
That's what I thought.

Oh shit don't say that, I'm like seriously -for real- too emotional, and that's just...
Aw c'mon, who's up for a group-hug ?
No gay involved, if you're worried.

Anyway, where's Zaburn ? He's also some dude I wish I met in real life so I could throw my stained underwear at him, like any dignified fangirl.
(but don't worry, there are lots of other studs I want to facebattle)

I fucking adore this forum.
And that's what I'd page a fucking sweet pageget.

(should I include your post in the bullshit dump Spoony ?) But yeah, I left because fuck happened. Real, bad, harsh fuck, that just said "hey John ! You know ? Life ? Happiness ? Well fuck that shit I'll try to force-feed you crow dicks for a while !" So I just happened to feel not well enough to ha...

That's not like he's hiding it...

Well actually no one said any bullshit yet. I think. Well if we're being laxist. But yeah, let's try to say "bullshit" as "something that really is intentionnally random, stupid, jerkish or dumber than dumbness" And corgis are cute, but... pets like labradors or this kind of fluffy-cuty dogs is just...

Naaah, tautology is when you say stuff like "a cat is a cat", you know, you say twice the very same thing; pleonasm (at least in smartland, aka France) means "saying twice the same thing but in two different ways"

Well pretty fine actually. Not that bored, for once, but... ya know, nothing new. What about you guys ?
Oh and Trygve, I'm more classic, I'm more of a dog-person.

Isn't that a pleonasm ?
(do you say pleonasm in English ? I mean smart stuff only seems to come from France, so I don't know if you have any in your language too)

I fucking MADE IT
I managed to get a not-bullshitty post from Spoony
I bet I'm the very first to succeed at that.
OK go now