AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If the burden of proof is on me then we are all screwed. In fact, I would say quite the opposite is true, the burden of proof is on the person that would like to know the truth. I have an very minority opinion that I feel is the truth, unfortunately most evidence that I have seen in the past is now...

Le Great Handsome Oppressor made me pop flyin'
I like it when people make me pop flyin'

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:To: Everyone

You will come across things you don't like and/ or disagree with.
Please don't bitch about it all day. Freedom is more important than you being mildly distressed by something you don't like.

Fixed

A dealbreaker, for me
is when the girl is, like, fond of shit like astrology or some superstitious crap like that
I only want to shove twenty seven hammers in her face
and watch her bleed
then I like her.

hard-on

"When asked when he first acknowledged his [homo]sexuality, Fry quipped: "I suppose it all began when I came out of the womb. I looked back up at my mother and thought to myself, 'That's the last time I'm going up one of those.'"
[Wikipedia]

good
I was starting to get impatient
waiting for you


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RikuKyuutu wrote:I want to be able to learn things while talking to you.

Did you know that Oprah Winfrey's real name is actually Orpah ?
And that the first cloned cat's name was Copycat ?
We totally should date.

Trygve wrote:Then maybe you should let your hand rest for a bit.

And also stop wearing tight jeans all the time.

Jeans ? I don't wear jeans. Last time I checked I was naked.

with you
under your bed
during your sleep

(Wordsmith, you wanted to post it, didn't you ? :p)

It's because you're too hot for me babe.
You know the tighter it is, the less long I can hold it.

EDIT
Oh well Wordsmith, guess I posted like one second before you.
Too bad.

EDIT2
oh and I guess you deleted your post then.
Well then WHO'S THE BURNED ONE NOW ? HUH ?

Wordsmith, I'm kinda having a conversation with Trygve here.
If you would be so kind and stop posting stuff relevant to the thread...
Thank you. I knew you'd understand.

You know what I'm interested in ?
Bloody people.
Sorry, that wasn't right.
Bleeding people.
Yeah, that sums it up.

NO I WAS NOT
I TOTALLY WAS NOT
FUCK YOU
I DIDN'T GO THROUGH FIVE YEARS OF ANGER MANAGEMENT FOR YOU TO SCREW THIS SHIT

Well, not as much as when the salad's mum came in and saw the boner, and noticed it was in front of Stephen Fry in a lady disguise.
THAT was pretty awkward.

Actually that salad totally had a boner in front of Stephen last time I checked.