AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Angel, U SHY ?

It looks so terrified at first
then it turns to the monster
and says
"oh god, there it is, I'm dead"

Nachalnik, you know what I do when I feel bad ?
I start imagining I'm you
then I feel so fucking awesome and great and nice and smart
and then I feel better just like that

You should try it out, it's pretty cool.

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TALK ABOUT MY CAT'S BUTT
YOU ALL SUCK
MY CAT'S BUTT'S THE GREATEST THING ON THIS EARTH
AFTER MY CAPS LOCK KEY

You know what can't be made fun of, Great Handsome Oppressor ?
nothing
That's what you are
nothing

Well what if instead of a wheelchair
she (or he) is riding a fucking missile ?

You know what's funny about you, Le Great Handsome Oppressor ?
No, you don't ? Well here's a hint : not you.

I heard they'd been molested
so they won't leave home

... GAY molested!

What surprised me was
your nostrils are MANLY
they have more hair than Kurt Cobain's head had
And it felt like your hair was DEVOURING those sausages
that was pretty neat.

I would hit it so hard
I'd automatically get a black belt in judo

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:Hah, Puissance Zelda. No thanks, I try not to step into internet shit when I can avoid it.

Oh well, Trygve, why is that so gay ? It's not gayer than you yesterday while you ate all those sausages without your hands...
nor your mouth

I'd still hit that.

I just got banned from a french forum that couldn't take a joke. Sauce http://www.puissance-zelda.com It's french, so be careful it's about Zelda, so be careful and their asses hurt as soon as you say "dick", so be careful And for fuck's sake Le Great Handsome Oppressor if I see you on this forum I...

It's delicious with cake !