AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It wasn't everyone
it was only the girls
or the guys looking a little like girls
Gee, way to overreact.

You can't quit whenever you want, man
it's an addiction
you need help

actually I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm just spewing bullshit as it comes.
Eh, now I'm bored

I WANNA LAUGH AT HIS EXPENSE
I WANNA LAUGH AT HIS EXPENSE
ME FIRST ME FIRST

Is that some new kind of porn for people who can't assume they're furr ies ?

Is this thread a contest to see who's the most diseased dude on the block or what ? You all look like you've been sat on by an elephant

DS, whip your dick out
it helps breaking the ice
you always win

I have a serious question
when I play rock, paper, scissors
if I whip my dick out
do I win ?

"Hello, sir, would you like to hear about God's good news ?"

Your link is crushed into nothingness
I can't see it

I would take you to a fancy restaurant, talk to you about how I prefer white wine because I can't see you through red wine, I would buy you a dozen flowers, bring you back home -to your home-, facebattle your hand with love and care, then, after making you laugh one last time and saying how the nigh...

Dog food was never better

Holy fucking shit that has to happen
Who draws comics here ? You better get yourself drawing some science-fiction mlp.

Pikachu, the mouse Pokemon. You better stay the fuck out.

Are you guys really making a fuss because some dude had fun making a pony that looks like a character you ike ? That's the internet if you don't like this kind of stuff, don't go on the internet :D Didn't you freak out over PSG not too long ago. That's different : I was totally right. You guys are ...