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A girl friend of mine is saddest turtle because a boy she's attracted to seems to only want her as a friend.
Guess who's gonna comfort her and get some pity-sex ?
... well seeing as how I'm trying to still do her best, maybe this asshole will.

Please give me the name of this show, it looks protrudingly amazing.

It's actually a picture of one shopping trolley going very very fast

Guys, guys if somebody tells you "gosh do I feel lonely because I haven't had a lover for a veeeeery long time" Don't ever answer EVER that they'll find somebody someday , no worries, and it will be great, and everything will be fine If you ever do you deserve to get punched in the dick or to magica...

That's hilarious !

Every single episode of Durara made me cry
But thanks to you, Ame, I discovered NHK and watched the first episode...
Holy jack, that looks absolutely incredibly cool !

SOMEONE POSTED A PIC OF EMMA WATSON AND NO ONE TOLD ME NNNNNNGH MY SCREEN IS FULL OF CUM SHORT HAIRED IS THE BEST BECAUSE LONG HAIR IS BEST TOO EMMA WATSON IS BEST ALWAYS FUCK YOU ALL I'M SO LONELY AND EMMA LOVES ME IN MY DREAMS WHERE SHE TELLS ME WE SHOULD BE ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD SO I SHOULD KILL...

Once I accidentally gave the code to the bomb to the terrorists during my sleep
We're in deep shit now guys
really deep shit

Mocking hipster pics is really fun

Also all politicians are rapists, they go to jail if they pirate a song, and they protest weekly by burning cars down. They're not rapists, they're just very good at not giving a fuck they don't go to jail, they just get ready for some butt-fucking where it's their butt and they don't burn cars, th...

Did you forget ? faggotry in France is still illegal.
Neural, get ready. You'll leave crying you didn't stay long enough.
You'll lose ten thousand pounds 'cause we don't eat our own fat here.

I WAN THESE GAMES SO MUCH. I cant find any translated full versions of Umineko(it only goes up to ep4) and need to know where to get higurashi. They are my favorite ANIMUKAWAIIDESUNEEE~'s so of course I want to play the games that came first. http://www.witch-hunt.com/ Umineko : all translations (e...

You should know I guess

Head of The Brothel wrote:If you aren't watching Nichijou, do so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3pWcB7O7y8

No but seriously
I want to watch this since a long time, but fuck the opening you showed really makes it look unbelievably unbearable...

Nachalnik wrote:DO THE MARIO

Sorry, I'm as straight as it comes