AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Am I a superhero ?
That never made me breathe nor blink manually, it doesn't make me yawn, and my tongue feels just fine...

You need to get laid.
TRYGVE
We need your help. Again.

Yes, sir.
Should I wash your shoes with my tears too, sir ?

By apologizing I became weak.
I am nothing but a mere pet now.
Soon-to-be slave.
The future looks grim.

Oh
err, yeah, alright
sorry, was just trying to be a dick
... guess I actually was one :]

Try pants too.

To le Great Handsome Oppressor
you cheater. Oh yeah, you're a big boy, you're a mod, that's great, yeah, way to go.
You should be ashamed

Try to picture a mouse feeling like it's flying in the sky
then BLURT it sees it can't
and then it spashes in blood and guts while its children watch in animalistic horror.
That's funny, ain't it ?
Well if THAT isn't tell me what is, smartguy !

That's partly the truth, 'cause some dude wrote an encyclopedia prior to that about animals, where he actually made up the fact that lemmings killed themselves. So that's where it actually came from first.
But the disney stuff is funny when you know about it too.

Did you know that story about lemmings killing themselves is nothing but a legend ? They're dumber than you think : the reason they jump off cliffs is... accidents. When winter is ready to comes, they realize they're THOUSANDS for a tiny piece of food (well, for thousands of queekers), and they star...

Head of The Brothel wrote:the goron sword is for fags real men beat the shit out of him with the megaton hammer

I do it only with Deku nuts. Bombs if I'm tired.

The thumbs up made me cry alright

haha tea is for girls man I drink nothing but burnt restaurant coffee. My favorite tea is english breakfast or lady grey but usually i just drink regular lipton Late, I know, but SOME of us go to bed but I found it pretty funny that, on this forum, if you ever dare say something serious and what yo...

Does it come with english lessons ?

Built-in ? You're part robot ? I did think it was the size of a small battery, this explains that...