AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i couldnt not

slowly back away from the camera

people post space marines in here a lot and i cant help but think that any epicness they might have had is ruined by how absolutely silly they look in those big dumb suits of armor. hehe

do the chicken dance

or just do the bit where you bend your arms and flap your elbows

I FUCKING HATE THEM




ALSO I HATE THE DUNMER

I DONT WANT TO BE THE NEREVARINE, THEY CAN ALL GO FUCK THEMSELVES

one of my favorites:

while desecrating some tombs i found a corpse half buried in a cave in

it was holding a note:

WHYYY

THIS JUST IN

YEILI DISCOVERS THAT ZARF IS A WORD


(try and guess which words are mine)


a zarf is the cardboard thing they put on your cups at starbucks so you dont burn/freeze your hand

purely text, but theres lots of fanart for the game out there

and there's a character viewer but its not up to date

i find it hilarious

and theres lots of items that transform you into different things

like demons, minotaurs, nagas, upstanding members of society...

its funny getting a character that has like

giant tits, four dicks, a bee stinger, hooves, and purple skin

ahahaha that dirk and jake look great

text based porn RPG with monsters and demons and stuff

i feel like this is needed again

its actually really fun

and kinda hilarious

angry angry angry and then kittencuddles