My mom stopped being my mom when she had another kid when i was 16. Seriously though, it was weird how differently she started treating me when she got pregnant, and even more so when she actually birthed the thing. I stopped feeling like her daughter, and more like.. like the fuck up niece who got ...
The thing about xkcd with me is, i get most of the jokes, but.. I just don't find them lame. I read them and i'm like "..Yeah, okay." It gets irritating because my friend keeps making me read them, and he gets rustled if i don't laugh. "Oh come on! Don't you get it?" "Yeah." "Well..??" "Yeah, i get ...
reminds me of those stories when someone tries to stop something but just ends up causing it to happen "And don't worry about the vase." "What vase? *turns and knocks over a vase, causing it to shatter*" "That vase." "I'm sorry--" "I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it." "H...
Well, at least my costume is really custom made, and actually looks like the costume Alan Rickman wore in the Harry Potter movies.. But apparently i'm still a vampire. Even after i pull out my wand and say: "I'm SNAPE. From HARRY POTTER. I'm a fucking WIZARD, not a goddamn vampire. 50 FUCKING POINTS...
I'm a volunteer at an animal shelter, too! The one i volunteer at is for cats only. It's the Cat Adoption Team (C.A.T.), and it's the largest no-kill shelter in the northwest. Also, it's nonprofit. :D My main job is cleaning carriers and cages, as well as poopscooping. I also help adopters find kitt...