AWKWARD ZOMBIE

considering sending my dad a text saying only "I'm bi" since it's apaprently national coming out day

old spice is the sexiest and most manliest scent

@D-vid

.... i don't see anything?

i had a dream last night about my old Shakespeare teacher

i miss him. Mr. Panter was great. his hall pass was a rubber duck that looked like shakespeare.

That Hatefarm ad on the front page of the site is pissing me off. It's so stupid. What drink is that thick. I mean really. It's like why is she sending curdled milk all over her tits. It's pathetic, really. If you want to have people view your site, don't resort to pandering with fanservice; offer ...

i don't really use perfume because i like to get my artificial scent from my body wash i only use bodywash that smells like toasted nuts/vanilla & sugar or "Sugar and Spice"(i can only get this scent at christmas but it's my favorite because i smell like Mrs. Clause's kitchen on christmas eve) accor...

feel really ill today

So, how about that Occupy Wallstreet? Thoughts? Feelings?

the plumber still hasn't shown up

sometimes i forget that princess brothel is not a moe kawaii anime girl

i say legos, fuck the rules

bacon i love you

Okay this is seriously pissing me off. I have a faculty member of my university living in the room next to me. He brought his entire family to live there. Three kids. All preschool-age. THE CRYING NEVER STOPS. I am seriously considering filing a noise complaint because having to live with this for ...

the text portrait pile doesn't stop from getting bigger



edit: another. at least second best today, i think, albeit small