AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Put on the cape and look for a Team Rocket hideout.

If there is one, sell Misty there.

If there isn't find some way to betray her anyway and get the badge at all costs

Hey? It worked with Brock, didn't it?!

This is from a few pages ago but I want to respond to it anyways because I'm sure people know it's my biggest omgraeg thing on the forums. People who complain about little things like signature size. If you can't handle my gif, get off the internet. People who complaing about little things like bei...

Realise that that realise is not spelled with a "Z".

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=819874

Also

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/91844

Ditch your ideas of fighting the gym leader and go buy/steal a cape.

Let's try not to be ignored this time.

Do you love me, master?

Say that you would like to get some ice-cream before you battle, and if Misty would like to join.

Well, I'm out "raping" eight year olds but jee, you don't hear me bragging about it? DO YOU?!

Needed more sandwiches.

Why hasn't Katie made any comics with sandwiches?

Then I might be bothered to edit one into every character's hands.

I like how I had "The Incredible Drunk (L4D newb)" as my steam username for a while and people are like "Why do you suck so fucking much?!?!"
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

I refer to pokemon as childish because it's my most sacred childhood memory.

I'll just take your spine...

OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE ONE

Why did you create me?