AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Distract Plasma by insulting his heritage.

YOU LIVE IN A VAN AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Lolita wrote:My Sims Game crashed after I managed to get a Gold-Level badge in Gardening.

AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET TO YOUR UNSAVED BUSINESS ACTUALLY WORKING AND MONOPOLIZING THE MARKET AND THEN YOUR LAPTOP RAN OUT OF BATTERIES.

Dark just isn't feeling pop flyin' enough to praise a game he thinks might fail.

YOUTUBE BROKE WHEN THE ARMY MEN GOT OFF THE ROPE

Should totally do something Valve related, otherwise I'll just start spamming your E-mail.

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A box of shapes.

Seriously, I'm eating the box, I ran out of biscuits yesterday and I'm just chewing on the cardboard.

Accidentally named my child "Steve1" because I set the time back to one after skipping the whole birth sequence in Sims 3.

That's just a conspiracy

He does, but you forget it completely.

I wish I had $100

When you get a male water pokemon, name it SEAMAN

Games are always better when you don't have to share them.

Excuse me while I have a seizure.

How about no?