AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That is by far an extremely radical action and may cause harm upon yourself or other persons in the vicinity. The reason? Simply because your computer may or may not transform into a mic-spamming robot! It will be a rouge robot, running around and sharing inappropriate audio from it's speakers and u...

What? No.

Yes there are...

YOU MUST BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

WINcest

But I am fresh out of Cheese.

Doesn't anyone know that older siblings are superior? That's like trying to be evil to your... superior example? I don't know, I'm just a younger sibling :S

In a crude and unusual attempt to fulfill your wishes, hike your sorry arse all the way to Mt. Moon, search for a Clefairy, or use 'Sweet Scent' in a cave, whatever suits your lazy self, and force it to wish you a Hitmonlee.

Or a Hitmonchan, you could name that one Jackie.

I understand this is horribly off-topic, but whenever I look at Ms. Teidrich's comics, (especially this particular one.) I have the tendency to taste raw eggs in my mouth.

My cat always walks in on me when I'm on RedTube.

Too little, too late.

...heaY

Is solving all of my problems with violence bad?

Iron Island is the best place in the world, I trained my Kabuto(ps) up to level 45, and my Hitmonlee up the level 50 before challenging Byron. It was great!

It'sNotComplicated

You really haven't been playing Team Fortress 2 if you haven't been playing with idiots. Hell, the art style attracts so much children. If you want an example of idiocy, take a demoman who decides the best course of action when being ubercharged is to try and capture a point instead of shooting the ...