AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ah Fauche, you've done it again.

Looking back on the eight other applicants, your realize that there is no way they can't accept you, unless your unnamed dastardly rival shows up. Contrary to popular belief, you finally understand that quite frankly, you have a shit memory, only to forget it in the following hour.

I thought I made Peanuts famous.

Religion is Ok, but these people have gone too far.

My favorite team would be: Furret - A ferret...that's bigger than a grown adult! Seriously, that thing is 5' 11"! That's so badass! Hitmonlee Typhlosion - Killing machine Tropius Quagsire - It has an adorably retarded face Xatu Ah yes, I have Hitmonlee and Xatu, too. Their names are Bruce and Ethel...

Cortana becomes the tag-along girl who always breaks her ankle and makes witty comments and does sexy poses.

Oh, right, Eastern.

Thought it was still in it's beta. Oh well.

That is far too dangerous. It simply screams dangerous. The danger? The danger of a killer moth coming out and flying into your ear and eating your per frontal brain lobe. I will prove it. WITH MATHEMATICS P(E)=n(E)/n(S) P(MothDeath)=65/83 I'm off to play "I fell in love with the Majesty of Colours"...

Magic Eight Ball, where are you and why were you my favourite childhood toy?

I got all my hair shaved of yesterday...
I can tell you, with hair that goes down to your ankles and shaving it all off...
My apartment is covered in hair.

My sister has about 6 or so boxes of Charmanders

I'm quite sure that you'd play as a young, blonde-haired, blue-eyed straight male, killing people with disabilities and Jews. The game would be educating towards some anti-minority stuff, like homophobia. Level-ups are shown by how much of a productive member of Nazi Society you are, from Optimistic...

When I was little, I used to say Hercules "Hercuwees"

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