AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That Chick Who Draws Your Comics wrote:UNFORTUNATELY, THIS UNCLUDES SPENDING FOURTEEN HOURS A WEEK ON COMICS.
Gimme a month or two to get things together and then you will probably see me resurface from the dank pit of real lifin' it.

Something tells me she won't be doing anything for "a month or two".

Sorry, the next time a brown-snake or a red-belly black-snake comes along I'll assume it's hunting and take no note of it's DEFENSIVE POISON THAT, BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SCARED AND INTIMIDATED BY US, THEY WON'T USE.

Remember, folks, the best way to summarize an entire population of Earth is to survey two people on the internet.

Fruits

Fr友人

DoNotDelete wrote:

Shovel wrote:I was walking my dogs and a snake slithered over my foot.

I wasn't wearing any shoes. D:

I CAN STILL FEEL IT.

That's awesome! I'd pay for that kind of action!

Your idea of action is a limbless fork-tongued venomous sausage moving across your foot?

Seriously?

Looks like a female version of someone I know (of).

Yes

Whatever

Reminds me of a time I let some kids use my computer because they wanted to play a game on it, I said "Yeah, sure" and opened up The Maw for them. I come back a half-hour later to find that they're running around on the internet, I asked what they were doing, and they said "Oh, we got bored." they l...

Also, gays make me uncomfortable, but I'm still fine with them, they just discomfort me.

lolmophobe

There's the type of upstanding member of society who likes to dress-up in animal costumes.

And then there's the type that likes to rape animals.

The first disturbed me in childhood, the second disturbed me throughout my life.

OddHumour