AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Voltorb is better

Because it evolves into Electrode.

Electrode eats so much electricity it explodes, and even just explodes for the hell of it.

Odd how they don't actually, oh I don't know... DIE

What are your thoughts on Engineering?

Take LOADED PISTOL and shoot your TOES off.

This is my optometrist.

I must contact an optometrist, because I thought the 8 was a backwards 3

Are you...

All right?

Then I must be seeing things

We can be alone...

...together.

I visit the forum every 2 or so hours.

It's a mixture of having nothing better to do and being lonely.

Wait, what did you say again, Dark? I didn't quite get it.

Should I make myself into a bionic killing machine?

Apologize to Ol' George

Is Yoda actually a rather cunning Nurgling in disguise?