AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Explain:

with odd sexual preferences

Snake is actually wearing his Zero-Suit, he just likes being as naked as legally possible

ALL THEY TURN OUT TO DO IS BE PRETTY IN BATTLES, BUT A PAIN IN THE ARSE IF YOU USE MORE THAN 6 POKEMON

Tell us about your family's religious practices and your own beliefs, Dark.

your girlfriend?

Are we beasts in nature, or in form?

Turtle Club

I don't have any hair anymore ;_;

daisies you! Chronic alopecia!

Back in highschool, one of my lesbian friends was consulted by the school counselor. What he said was "I think you should drop this 'lesbian' act right now, I know you're just doing it for the attention".

He was an incredibly shit counselor, and made a lot of kids depressed.

When can i shot web?

For sexual pleasure

Give her a rare candy and move to Australia

16 is the legal age for sexual intercourse in Australia