AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was horrified when my mum and her friends were eating some baby octopus when I was a tot.

Wonder if the doctor is sexy

Pretend you are the doctor's lovely assistant, and that you are having an affair with him, much to his wife's frustration. She just doesn't care about him the way you do. Oh no, you two are special, you've got something that she doesn't have.

Yes, and then he was visited by a Space Underling name Grotaski and his space Biker friend

He managed to imitate a Space Aquarium

There's a doctor in Australia who recommends the best ways to commit suicide. Bear with me that he doesn't go "oh, so you want the flail or the axe?"(lol chrome spell check doesn't know the work 'axe'), but does it only when he is fully aware that this is the person's last action, their last trump c...

No, Zink, I mean the binary system, not a code. A binary code is 1010101010110101010100101001010101010, but a binary system is a group of planets orbiting two stars orbiting each other

the more you know

I'll probably end up getting section 8 because I suck, or I'll waste my cheddar on Dawn of War 2, and just play multi player with the orks. Hell, I might just buy the Sims 3 and "Grow a vagina while I'm at it"

I am a pizza and find this holiday extremely offensive to the sentient pizzas of our kind

Pretend you are a Binary System

do whatever the fuck you want, most people don't give a shit, anyway

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Sometimes when something annoys someone they want to tell other people about it

I was going to yell at you for bumping an ancient topic but then I realized it was only a week or so ago

Sometimes when you click "Submit" it thinks you clicked Preview and you have to refresh the page or something.

Already have TF2, i hate puzzle games, and I've already spoiled Half-Life for myself