AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd hate to be homeschooled, it'd feel like I was retarded (which, according to Fisty, I am) or had special needs.

Fun Fact: The little minerals used to power your iphone, ipod, DS and other small electronics are taken from mines that use child labour and fund wars in the Congo.

Cafall wrote:The trick is: kick someone's booty the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright

Both yield depression!

First few days or weeks or year(s) at school, you'll want to run with the pack, and try not to be disdinguished as an outcast or anything before so. Staying quiet and just following orders is a great way to not be targeted/picked on/laughed at. When you have a good circle of friends to hang around i...

1) Word filter
2) merlin is actually a pretty daisies cool alias/name/title

We all swoon for Merlin

I put in a massive avatar as a joke, Dark didn't find it funny.

I'm still rather butthurt about Dark taking away my avatar "privileges", I mean, I put it back to it's previous one, instead of the massive sniper, but whatever, it doesn't actually matter.

Not really, just lots of spamming

So I just took a piss, but my foreskin go in the way of my urine and caused it to go onto my feet.
My urine is cold, apparently.
Is your urine cold?

Best way to die

"Chocolate tomb", I wanna be buried in one...

What the hell, Sloth, quit going on 'charged

TwilightPrincess


(god that was so hard)

I am Dr. Quantman, professor of quantum physics. Would you care to be my assistant?

I swear, if we had forum rankings, it wouldn't make a bit of difference...