AWKWARD ZOMBIE

He says "German"

The Chinese Communist party Chairman is secretly a German spy

When a chinese man with a very, very strong accent says "chairman", what does it actually sound like he's saying?

srs qweschan

Why do you have to always show me up on air?

Dateline: To catch a Predator

Starring Airigh, our undercover internet victim

Rough Toilet paper makes me wet, man.

Fatal Frame: 4?
I mean, I'm just watching a podcast of someguy playing it.

Yes...

The joke...

Based on my 1 year education in the field of chyropractice, I advise you to stop that.

If you can

And just how do you crack your knuckles, Myk? I pull mine down toward my palm, and you should know how it works out, no?


why the hell am I trying to argue with a guy whose catchphrase is "Who cares"

Myk wrote: cracking knuckles does not do anything except place them in a more comfortable position

Oh yeah, and I suppose continually moving your joints from where they're actually meant to be does nothing bad.

NOT WITH THOSE LIPS

What is the best form of Doomsday? -An I.D. Eradicator, eliminating all free-will and forcing the entire population under your control? -An Earthquake ray, for obvious reasons. -A device that temporarily reverses the Earth's gravity, only turning it off after a full third of the population of Earth ...

Isn't Nicholas Cage a singer?

Do you scream for diced beans?

Eh, gave me another side to look at it.