AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Thanks for the page stretch, mate.

I LOVED UNKNOWN BAND BEFORE ANY OF YOU FAGS EVER LIKED IT

Are you a page getter?

Pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today!

*Proceed to jump up and knee him in his eye, anime style*

Quiet, fool! I'll send you to a gulag and have your whole family murdered by the KGB

Are you a fetus donor?

why cant weeeee be friends why cant weeeeeeeeee be friiiiiiieeeeeeeends?

I handle things like the Berlin Wall, having all companies controlled by the government and you know, other cool stuff

Hi guys, I'm a communist

Are you a blood donor?

He's crying on the inside

I like how Portal is the immediate substitute for "Games with Cake"

You check your inventory, in it contains

>Used joke
>4 berries
>Your imaginary inventory
>???
>Sabrina
>3 Dawns

Don't you have an intemant other, though, Fauche?
Isn't stripping down for each other with a total stranger kind of cheating on your boyfriend?

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