AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Deiphobus wrote:


mine is better


hot lovin naow plz

UNF UNF UNF UNF THANK YOU UNF UNF UNF UNF

Xabyrn wrote:http://boxerhockey.fireball20xl.com/comics/121.jpg

If anyone can make the last panel an avatar, I will make sweet love to you via a mouse and some dirty noises on skype.

Or a thank you, which ever one turns you on more.

WE ARE WATCHING THE PUPPY BOWL AFTER THE SUPER BOWL. BEST DAY EVER.

On paper, Manning and the colts should have it. I do have a special little cavity in my heart for the saints to win though. Either way, it's going to be a great game.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to gay and nerdy. THIS MARIO BROTHERS PIN WILL GO GREAT WITH MY OUTFIT.

Palenque wrote:

Chopstix wrote:

Palenque wrote:I currently have a bit of rock burrowing it's way out of my kneecap flesh. Fun.

I think it sounds erotic.

I hope you aren't fapping to that.....

TOO LATE

Palenque wrote:I currently have a bit of rock burrowing it's way out of my kneecap flesh. Fun.

I think it sounds erotic.

Trygve wrote:

Chopstix wrote: Foreign Language Film - lol wut

Here you just write "that Norwegian one".

So, the one from Israel?

Actor in a Leading Role - Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart” Actor in a Supporting Role - Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds” Actress in a Leading Role - Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side” Actress in a Supporting Role - Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Animated Feature ...

I just shat cuteness.

LeftRightLeft wrote:

Chopstix wrote:
I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.

This belongs in the "Things that make you pop flyin'" thread

:p

Do you actually think Double dong delight, Fists of fury, and Orville Cockstopper are enjoyable?

DoNotDelete wrote:

Chopstix wrote:Shopping impulses are the worst.

I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.

Gotta have something to keep all those orifices occupied... at the same time.

The ears are just the worst to keep pop flyin'.

Shopping impulses are the worst.

I don't need three vibrators but, daisies these impulses.

Nrw I chn fuhnhlly fhhl luhgh I'm grrd ht TF2. Hll I dr iz plhy h grd hwful pr-ro :C

Kalekemo wrote:I'm the guy in the blue hoodie in the middle of the pic

^_^

Edit: 0_0
Ninja'd twice

Holy shit, we kinda look the same.

Merlin wrote:And what's your excuse for the times that you are sober?

That I don't have a god awful Jew Fro to distract people from my face.