AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I have two essays and a current event due Thursday FFFUUUU-

Games released on weekdays. Why are games like Brutal Legend, ODST, and MW2 all being released in the middle of the week?

Molyneux is a hack. Aside from Populous and the Black and White series, he's done nothing good. Fable I and II sucked booty. He tried to develop a world where there were consequences for all your actions, but it's just another series revolving around a "Saint or Baby-Killer" style karma meter. Fable...

Having dry hands after I take a shower. It just feels so horrible to me.

The fact that I'm hearing Christmas ads already. [RAGE]

People who are walking stereotypes.

Enemies in videogames that knock you back when they hit you.

Mr. Mander wrote:

Mete wrote:DON'T FORGET
CHRISTMAS IS ONLY A BIT UNDER TWO MONTHS AWAY
THAT'S LIKE, SIXTH A YEAR
YOU BETTER BUY YOUR CHRISTMAS SHIT NOW, BITCH

I CONCUR

CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH BABIES

Thirded

I just beat the game. I seriously wasn't expecting that final boss.

XBawks system updates.

Random muscle spasms in my arms.

Super leg strength, which would give me slightly-above-human level speed and jumping ability. I would run across rooftops and kick-jump off walls.

Basically super-Parkour abilities.

3496 meters, fell because the window was below be and I jumped instead. Curses. I got to 3214 meters in HD.

4198 meters, as of this edit.

In TF2, getting a killcam shot of the guy who killed me and he's exploded into giblets