AWKWARD ZOMBIE

According to my roommate, I'm a great sleeper.

Maybe you should try that.

Water wrote: I wonder how big of a sandwich she could make.

I fucking love this thread.

Can the meteorite give the survivors superpowers?

I don't think I'd be tempted to save very many die-hard Christians...

Probably a lot of scientists as well as the good, kind lower-class people. And then maybe a few soldiers in case there are monsters everywhere.

But I still hate toasted subs more than I like porn.

I wish I wasn't as into porn as I am.

But I like it.

Yo, it's illegal to kill yourself.

We also toast your sub sandwich even if you didn't ask for it.

Thanks gurl <3

brb selling to Nook

SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST

HOLY SHIT AAAHHHHH

Fag alert.

Just so people think I'm not a mustachioed asian--not that there's anything wrong with that.

spongedav wrote: Stalker!

You caught me; I want to have sex with Katie.

What college is she going to?

Yeah, I was thinking that too. Also, the random Dunsparce. Some more common "rare" pokemon?