AWKWARD ZOMBIE

meatloaf of darkness wrote:Since it's been so long without any answer, I'll put up a new image:

What is this, an album cover?

...you should read the zombie survival guide... There's your problem right there. So he wrote a book. Big fucking deal. That doesn't make him qualified. Is it an enjoyable read? Yes. Should his book be taken as gospel and he be taken as an expert? No. There are over two million civilian-owned guns ...

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4674/treemetap.jpg The faucet below is the trippiest you'll ever see. http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6299/medium3253261535112ecdb.jpg http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8346/toyokitchenisolas.jpg The below image is a garbage can that keeps your garbage from stinking...

Blades dont need reloading. That's such a douchbag argument. While true, it's so far-sighted that it completely ignores the here and now. I mean, you won't need to worry about ammo if you're dead . Which you will be if you use only a blade, because a sea of zombies doesn't care if you're saving on ...

Oh yeah, when I was younger and living in Kentucky, I went through several doctors who kept telling me my asthma, which happened at least four times a year, was croup. Only until I moved to Delaware did I get a competent doctor who identified it as asthma on the first fucking try.

...it will be up to parents to keep this problem from "exploding," not...

Tehe.


Also, when I saw this article, I thought it was because children had finally turned the tables on child predators, creating the adult predator.

Merlin wrote:Around the world Around the world
Around the world Around the world
Around the world Around the world
Around the world Around the world
Around the world Around the world
Around the world Around the world

My favorite part of that song is when they say "Around the world."

I got that error two years ago.

Brutal honesty has rarely served any purpose further than pissing people off and granting the user some self-destructive sense of elitism/twisted concept of justice. Unless you're just trying to be an asshole. In that case, it should serve your purposes fine. Not exactly. It has worked with my frie...

Blades dont need reloading. That's such a douchbag argument. While true, it's so far-sighted that it completely ignores the here and now. I mean, you won't need to worry about ammo if you're dead . Which you will be if you use only a blade, because a sea of zombies doesn't care if you're saving on ...

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor , not a competent practitioner. Anyway, yeah, my Aunt recently suffered an aneurysm due to the sheer brilliance of the doctors working there. And it wasn't the sudden kind, either, it was the 'tourist-walking-in-New-York-City' slow. So basically an entire building full of pe...

Yes. Jon Stewart is probably the man that I respect the most.

In related news: http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/star-trek-flat-1.jpg This guy turned his flat/apartment into a set from Star Trek. Seriously how can you live in that? You either don't live in that because you've kill yourself from trying to, or you drive yourself mad in orde...

MORMON MORMON MORMON MORMON MORMON MORMON

Oh god, I've actually thought this sort of thing out. I live on a hill in a fairly secluded area, so my house is perfect for the RTS approach.

BUILD WALLS AROUND FUCKING EVERYTHING.