AWKWARD ZOMBIE

FUCK HIM UP.

MGMT - Weekend Wars

OH FUCK, IT'S THE FIVE-OH!

I CAN'T DO ANOTHER NICKEL!

My dad has a shotgun. :D I'm pretty sure that in the event of an actual zombie apocalypse, a shotgun would be virtually useless. They can't magically explode heads upon contact, unless you're using the AA-12's special grenade round. They have many small pellets that fly in an unpredictable pattern,...

Try to lure the grouse into a makeshift trap using the crushed lifesavers.

Smash some Spearmint Lifesavers that you found nearby for a light source.

Use crackers to lure out any nearby wildlife.

Inventory.

Really? An entire text-based story goes on for 12 pages, and not one crack about, "Get ye flask," "Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS," or "VOIP!!"?

What the hell is wrong with you people.

Odds wrote:Everyone was a Gaiafag at one point in life.



No exceptions.

Actually, looking around at myself and others, I would say that there are a lot of exceptions. So, I call shenanigans.

DoNotDelete wrote:I don't believe in introductions either - people usually just set themselves up for an almighty fall. We'll make our minds up about you as you post.

Yeah, I never actually made an introductory post and I know that I'm at least not openly hated thus far.

iconsting wrote:this topic doesn't need it's own thread.

I disagree and I suggest you change your opinion, sir.

Merlin wrote:Spetsnaz are the best.

DoNotDelete wrote:Why the assumption that zombies always want to eat yer brains/flesh?

Maybe they just want the carrot/chocolate bar/newspaper in yer back pocket.

The real reason adults shouldn't play this game is because it is the epitome of Nintendo releasing the same game with minimal added features and calling it a sequel. This game is even worse than pokemon in that sense. A lot of companies do this *coughGearsofwar2cough* Actually, I haven't played Gea...