AWKWARD ZOMBIE

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/Earthforce_Soldier/Picture111002-2.jpg OH IS IT~ 1. Carve a face in it and put a hole in the bottom. 2. Dress up like the headless horseman. 3. Put the carved pumpkin on your head. 4. Go out to a public area, like a park or something. 5. Scare the living hell o...

...Hey.

A man chooses, a programmed AI obeys its written code.

Grrl, if you were a pen, you'd be fine tipped.

There's one priest in particular that always give me good stories to tell (let's call him Fat booty, because he's probably 500+ pounds). One time, I was finishing up cleaning the kitchen, and he was (surprise, surprise) getting food. He asked if the car waiting in the middle of the parking lot was m...

I like those clothes on the floor, but they would look even better on you.

WEE-WEE!

Haha, I loved that episode.

People say the best stories are true. And truly, the best stories come from work. If you've got a job, then you've got a story or two to share. So make like a socialist, and share (your experiences at work.) Let me frame my work environment for you: I work at a priests' residence as a kitchen bus bo...

http://www.somethinginthesea.com/home.html Huh. Never noticed this site! If you can guess what upcoming game this site is for , then you can partake in the discussion. Well, the site's name is, "Something in the sea," so I'm guessing... http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens...

Um... Those really weren't that funny. To be honest, they were all pretty horrible.


But anyway, on discussion of the check...



Did you notice who made that check? Randall Munroe, creator of XKCD. You can see it on his site, here.

EDIT: Fixed the image.

Soon the transformation will begin. They will find themselves morphing into that which they have vowed to fight.

...Nerds.

Game Angel wrote:I sure am glad I am turning an age that is above 12 years old. Pedobear has haunted my dreams long enough!

MIND CARD CRUSH!

Edit: Too many people on skype asked if I was finally showing my entire face. Changed the picture because the answer is no.

Double Edit: GOD DOMMOT FRONK, QUOT ROMUMBERONG WHOT OI WOOK WOIKE.