AWKWARD ZOMBIE

ITT: Make shit up.

DrunkenAviator wrote:This thread needs some more awesome... So, here I am!

Considering your username, remind me to never get on a flight with you...

In all seriousness, though, you've got a terrific smile and a very lovely dog. What's the dog's name?

This comic is unrealistic. For one thing, Hector has a defence level of like, 5000. You could hit him in the back of the head with a hammer and he'd just tell you to get lost. The material in his armour is probably being used in tanks. Let me see if I can understand what you're saying.... You're co...

Defenestrator2.0. Seriously, what kind of name is that? It's a fucking stupid name, that's what it is. I feel sorry for whatever poor loser is using that name. Besides, they nerfed Defenestrator after the beta stage. Defenestrator1.0 was fantastic, but Defenestrator2.0 just sucks booty. I wish that ...

For some reason that edit reminds me of this news story. (Warning: Very descriptive, for those of you who are squeamish. And not in the good way.)

infinity wrote:i r stab thread with...UBER 1337 KNIFE!!!!

GOD you're retarded....

Sucinnert wrote:

You looked inside the Arc of the Covenant, didn't you?

You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUEEEEEEGH

Ame no Akai wrote:Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne

Yeah?

Humane treatment of farm animals: nonexistant. You don't have free range eggs in your country? 'Humane' is letting them have some degree of freedom in the outside world as opposed to keeping them locked up in a tiny cage their whole lives. No, 'humane' is letting them have complete and unequivocal ...

gb2gaia

The Big Cheese wrote:Watch Bear Police be magically teleported to this thread out of nowhere.

Isn't that how he shows up in every thread?

I was quoting South Park, Fauche. I was being silly the entire time.

I've found that the nearer you are to 100 posts, the more people will give you a break. Bull. I'll give someone a break as long as they're cool and don't act like an idiot and break rules, regardless of dick size. ... I posted of how that was shallow (giving people a break because of post counts an...

But, when a man pees standing up, it's "normal," but when a woman does it, it's "weeeird."