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Take his inventory and put it in your inventory. Then check your inventory.

And by spy I mean he spent months and months, sometimes years, in secret foreign places no one could know about, doing things for the military that he can't talk about unless he makes it to 130. On paper he was a sort of "accountant." Your dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger from True Lies? http://content...

...Are those capris?

They do not remember the events that happened before their time, which is, once again, arguably for the best. For with the absence of memory comes the absence of perspective. Sorry if this paragraph comes out making no sense. I had another one of those moments where I spaced out, and simply wrote. ...

I apologize if I babble too much in the following paragraph, but I was struck with inspiration and simply wrote, in an almost trance-like state. I get these sometimes, where I the words just flow from my hands and I free my mind from my physical constraints. A writer's nirvana, if you will. It's dif...

The first one is slightly NSFW, so I'm just linking it.

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Check the bathroom's inventory.

And if there are any women in there, check their inventory, too. Know what I mean? Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Seriously, check the shit outta their inventory. Rummage through their purses.

Fooflyer wrote:It's my birthday soon, I think I might commit suicide

Inventory.

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Bacon wrote:

Fauche wrote:Bleep Blorp

I will never understand why people think complicated = better.

But I always thought that was the way that things worked. The more expensive, complicated, and ultimately worthless something is, the better it makes the product.

I scream for Starscream.