AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but soon the clever ideas run out and everyone is left repeating themselves about how Link can hold everything with no difficulty.

I wish I had the motivation to do that self-portrait correctly and color the mouse I drew so I can get into art class.

Granted, you get mercury/quicksilver/hydrargyrum, the toxic chemical everyone loves.

I wish people would choose something that wasn't legendary when I ask them what Pokemon they want to be.

Granted. Your belly button now sustains an everlasting flame. Unfortunately, the rest of your body isn't fireproof like your belly button.


I wish my dog would shut up when I play piano.

I...

but but...
This suuucks...

How about random holes appear on the stage with the slipping?

Also I thought it was the AZ Fortress. Ah well. The more the merrier.

I always failed at Halo, Pokemon got really boring, and I usually never reach mount level in MMOs. But I'm alright at puzzles and some strategy games. I love games with a great combat system like Okami and Odin Sphere, though. And those games that actually don't have any point at all. I like mindles...

That it is possible to turn around in a split second making almost no noise whatsoever. Being in a fighting stance for longer than three minutes is completely painless. Crushing a flaming blue tarot card and shouting someone's name will ensure you will summon your persona 100% of the time. Golf club...

I decided to play Odin's Sphere again yesterday and was painfully reminded of another annoyance I've come across in my gaming journeys. EVERYTHING ABOUT TITANIA CAPITAL. Rage quit everytime. Oh God yes someone understands me and my anger at Titania Capital. I had to continually morph into a frog af...

Granted. But its fan is placed in such a position that it constantly blows hot computer air at your face. Nonstop.

I wish people would know how to spell "don't" by 6th grade.

Granted. Someone spills fresh, warm blood all over your feet and cleans them while apologizing. And then they slit your throat.


I wish I had ice cream.

[8:42:07 PM] Lightly says: Cereal
[8:42:08 PM] Xestev says: Loaf.

BREAD

Granted. They used Splenda instead of salt.

I wish I had a potted plant in my bedroom that smelled nice.

Remember those times when you were like six or seven, and you always went "What if...?" and how everyone would skip your "What if..." part and go right on to the "robotic car transformers that shot laser beams" part?
I hated that.

I'm sorry if this is offensive but your eyebrows are awesome, Katie.


EDIT: Oh god get the contagious lemmings away from meee.

[11:15:12 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: I am dominant. [11:15:18 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: I will tie you up [11:15:25 PM] Mr. McLeasbiane Manngearl says: And make you wear panties [11:15:26 PM] Sceb says: Yes please, master. [11:59:31 PM] Xestev says: We have a fucking HIVEMIND. [1...

Granted, you find the comics but they are all terrible slapstick comedy and you end up never laughing again except at physical violence like someone getting shot in the butt.

I wish my fingernails weren't messed up.