AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Aangopus.

Unbalanced your shirt has a little rip in the collar part. This makes me very sad.

Agh, I'm not a huge fan of coloring, and I don't really trust Crayola. The colors don't spread very well. Paint is a different matter.

Granted, you are now :awesome:. You are then abused happily by everyone on the internet and you get a stroke from the stress of showing your face everywhere. Then you are not :awesome: anymore, because the left side of your face is now limp.

I wish I had a big box of Cheez-its.

WAIT WHAT WHERE'S UNCLE.

This is why time machines are not a good idea.

Granted. However, the Neosporin inside has mysteriously turned green and slimy. You put it on anyways and find that your wound now has small green tentacles wiggling around in it. You leave it alone. The next day, it has grown and has filled the entire house, suffocating you and your family. You cou...

Granted, it is now earlier in the day. But because time has been rewinded your post doesn't happen for a few hours, and because of me every time you post that you go back in time again and so on and so forth. Nice going, idiot. Even more time paradoxes that we have to deal with. I wish I had a manly...

Oh god reading Plasma's reply to my previous post reminds me of my ridiculous fear of skeletons and statues showing every little muscle in the human body like the kinds you find in science classes. No thank you I think I'd rather not see what's going on in my body at the moment. Also, what if it som...

Perhaps.

Draw Laser Jesus and Philosoraptor. Then, floss your teeth to show how awesome you are.

I hate you so much, stairs.

I'm afraid of a bug crawling in my ear, skittering around and nomming on my brain when it reaches it. Also, small children.