AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Now i have 3 people to curse!

Vladimir Hack:
Link does incredibly complicated sword technique several times in rapid succession. Fi hurls lunch.
Katie why don't you use my ideas? Is it because they aren't good?

Awkward Zombie's harvest comics all seem to say the same thing: UGGHHHHH FARMING IS HARRRDDDD
I wanna be editor in chief! Oh wait, I can't, because SOMEONE already filled that position by using my ideas.

LockeZ and Petah-Petah, your edits are a constant and chilling reminder of my unfunnyness.

ARGLEBARGLE

That's why.

AwkwardSkeleton wrote: Water We Waiting For:
Link goes through the lakebed temple. When he reaches the end finds boss died of old age.

CUUUUUUUUURRRRSSSSEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU BRAWL IN THE FAMILYYYYYYYYY!

Karma:
Link throws galeboomerang. Boomerang doesn't come back. Link now lives in constant fear.

Wrench Connection:
Spybot saps sentry gun. Engineer clubs with wrench. Spybot gets upgraded to an enormous mechanical giant and stomps on engineer.

This edit isn't good but I'm proud of it anyway. In fact the only reason it isnt good is because it's overshadowed by you-know-who's edit.

CUUUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU LOCKEZ THE EDITORRRRRRRRR!!!
(You know that doesn't roll of the tongue as easy as Petah the Editor)

Here comes Strawguy2009 with the complaint of the day. ***EDIT:***Since Strawguy has apparently been burnt at the stake this weeks complaint is brought to you by AS: ***EDIT:*** I can't do it. Katie is the all powerful god of webcartoonism. It is my dream to be more like her. She is made of all thin...

I have a plethora of ideas but I don't know which one to use because the comic is still just out of the water and I want to introduce the characters in the least awkward way possible. Unfortunately I don't have any ideas that satisfy this condition so what am I going to do

Does a step-by-step drawing instruction count as a commission?

I wonder if youre just being a silly bugger, and dont have any ideas at all to begin with 8===D I actually have a lot of ideas, just that you-know-who gets to most of the ideas before I do. Fortunately, he has been kind enough to give me some editing tips so this is probably the last curse. Which i...

Don't Go Into The Light:
Link jumps into giant green/red/yellow pillar of light from loftwing. Next panel shows Link at the eye doctor.
LINK:"Eye damage?!"