AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I love how my incredibly awkward post was completely ignored. :awesome:

I wanna wear a skirt.

























I mean a kilt. Yeah, a kilt. That's the one.

What The Crap

Am I the only one who hears it?

WhothehelldoyouthinkIam?

HasselhOff

Sex toys. Yes?

I know.

That's pretty much all we've been doing for the 9 months we've been together.

Changing Sailor Moon into Tuxedo Mask isn't for the greater good....

Why does he keep editing my posts. He's abusing his powers.

They do when they want to be absolutely sure their girlfriend doesn't get pregnant.

And especially when they're studded and ribbed.

I'm allowed to talk about whatever I want here. Just don't read it if you don't want to know or care.

I bought a new pack of condoms yesterday. I had originally bought a huge pack of 30 trojan condoms so I could be ready and prepared for when I do actually get to do it, but they were too big. God daisies Trojan and being so obsessed with huge dicks. Anyway, the new ones fit perfectly. They're a smal...

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Fauche wrote:Why do people fail at grammar?

I accidentally a whole grammar.

Is that bad?