AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Cat generally are lactose intolerant. My cat likes to drink it every now and again.

He looks like Garfield.

I feed my cat Iggy some milk.

She looks like Megan Fox.....

I'm going to go buy a top hat next month when I have cheddar.

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=LU9YZGVR

I love this movie. It's one of Disney's more decent adaptations of a story. (The Sleepy Hollow part. I have no clue what that Mr. Toad stuff is)

Do I have the swine flu? What is making me sick?

That is indeed quite epic.

Why am I sick too?

About teh Scribblenauts thing, you guys are missing my point. I'm not arguing about the game actually being creative and genius and trying to prove your dislike for it wrong. No. I'm just trying to say how no fun you are that you're unable to find what really is fun about it, that you're incapable o...

Make me Sandwich?

Why was I sleeping when I could've been watching porn?

that's amazing