AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My first was Oracle of Seasons.

(pretty sure it was actually my second video game period, after pokemon yellow)

Uh, what?

No

The article is about how Ubisoft is making the WORST POSSIBLE decision regarding the release of Rayman legends.

Here.

Just read an article by Mattew Taranto about why the Rayman Legends delay is fucking stupid and my ANGER HAS BEEN REKINDLED

The only Mario RPG I've played was Partners in Time, which was a ton of fun to play. The story wasn't anything deep, but that doesn't mean I didn't have a hell of a time playing through. Partners in Time is stellar, and yet also one of my least favorite Mario RPGs. (#1 least favorite is Sticker Sta...

"Hey Jon let's ignore bodaciously every prompt the game is giving us and then complain that the game isn't telling us what to do. Games nowadays give players too much guidance and we can only combat this by being as FUCKING DENSE AS POSSIBLE"

My Samaurott's outfitted with Surf, Razor Shell, Slash, and Ice Beam

oh my god where has Nichijou been all my life

Oh dang, some bonus chapter where I can recruit a hick!

hooraaaayyyy

They all have top-notch writing, and pretty much are consistently hilarious.

Very active battle system, so if you just treat it as turn-based you will lose. Badly.