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impmon08 wrote:No other game console requires you to pay extra to play online but they're already doing that.

When I first heard that Xbox Live charged you cheddar to use the internet that you already paid for AND STILL HAD ADS I thought they were lying, because no way could a company be that blatantly evil.

Mete wrote:And what if it doesn't detect people?

There needs to be a person there for the thing to even turn on.

Iwata is the man that will save America.

One thing that no one's mentioned yet is that if too many people are in front of the Xbox One at the same time, the kinect (WHICH YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO TURN THE SYSTEM ON) will detect that and charge you more cheddar. http://ssl.marketplace.org/topics/tech/xboxs-orwellian-patent-and-when-soci...

princess brothel wrote:why not just have the components and point a Dyson Air Multiplier™ at them

Because that shit's not proprietary

also I think the point is that all those vents=like a dozen fucking fans

I remember hearing them say something about it being "nearly silent"

YEAH NOPE

Cynical Slob wrote:WEPON

Dude, the guy had a bat'leth?

You'd chop your own arms off before hurting anyone with that.

I'm sorry, I saw it on /v/ and just had to.

impmon08 wrote:

Operation Awesome wrote:Nintendo's going to be the only console-maker to make it out of this generation, this was a shitshow.

The PS4 will probably be alright, though not as good as the PS2 or 3

The PS3 of course being the console that didn't turn a profit for it's first 4 years.

Exeres wrote:

Operation Awesome wrote:Nintendo's going to be the only console-maker to make it out of this generation, this was a shitshow.

>implying that millions won't buy it on release day

Need mah COD and Halo, brah.

Nintendo's going to be the only console-maker to make it out of this generation, this was a shitshow.

GAMES SO NICE, YOU CAN PAY FOR THEM TWICE!