AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Madican wrote:That is a fuckton of bloom.

HALO 3 WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU

Went to Best Buy today and tried Super Mario 3D World. Runs at 60fps and is actually incredibly fun and the catsuit isn't as bad as the tanooki suit by far. Going back on saturday to try Wind Waker HD. Platformers that run under 60fps are sins against videogames. It's the reason why I bought DCKR f...

I honestly think the WW remake looks fantastic.

If it continues shaping up like this, I think it will definitely look better than the original.

well that was meta as fuck

Madican wrote:Already posted.

It was?
Must have been a link.

YCobb wrote:I am so pop flyin' that those foreign bastards can't play the games I play!

I bet they're communist, why else would they live somewhere other than the US?

Related:

Microsoft should realize that they can still salvage the Xbox if they would just recant all the bullshit and go Sony's route. Yeah they'd get made fun of for caving, but it would be accepted in the long run. Sticking to their guns is not going to end well. On /v/ I've seen supposed former Microsoft...

we call them "gen wunners"

and they are awful

Gryewolf wrote:He just kindly asks you not to reset, and also says that he's just volunteering because his bosses said "What's wrong with a little resetting?"

THIS

IS

UNACCEPTABLE

Madican wrote:I'm not saying make a left-handed version. I'm saying sticking the joystick on the same side as the D-pad is incredibly stupid. No other control set-up does that.

Really?
I seem to recall every console controller with analog sticks doing that.

EDIT: aside from the N64

I'll be getting a screen protector for sure, so smudges won't be an issue (outside doesn't matter) but I'm left-handed and that joystick is also on the left side...along with the D-pad for some arcane reason. So I need that Circle Pad to put one on the right side. Battery apparently lasts five hour...

Lambeth wrote:Nintendo's third console was the Virtual Boy, not the N64.

Technically, the VB was classified as a handheld.

Odd Numbered Star Trek movies, too.

Well, up until Nemesis broke the cycle.

TIMMY
TOMMY
THIS IS THE FOURTH DAY IN A ROW THAT YOU HAVE STOCKED THE SHOVEL
AND THE THIRD THAT YOU HAVE HAD THE FISHING POLE
I DON'T NEED THOSE
I NEED
AN AXE
A SLINGSHOT
AND A WATERING CAN

MOTHERFUCK

I don't even see how that one's a pun?