AWKWARD ZOMBIE

True nuff. It's awesome watching some of his later live performances. His voice simply isn't as high or ranged as it once was, but he's still fucking belting it out, and he's got the crowd in a god daisies uproar. He was a fuckin master.

Freddie should have lived long enough to be in a movie with Bowie.
Labyrinth 2: The Killer Queen

Dude I jsut can't help be this hilarious.
Ok dear god I will never see a collaboration to top Freddie and David.

How HIGH do you even ect ect

Queen and David Bowie ruined this perfectly good Vanilla Ice song.

Fuck you I made that joke an hour ago. I BEAT YOU MAN

And thanks Avengifier

So uh, in about ten minutes I've gotta go put my poor old dog Jedi to sleep. He's about 14 years old now, and his hind legs have given out, he's not really doing much eating, he can't walk much at all, and he has almost perpetual diarrhea. So yeah, better to put him out of his misery now, he's in so...

IT KEEPS MELTING

THIS RP IS FUCKING HORRIBLE. WE'RE THREE FUCKING PAGES IN AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN YIFFED YET.
JESUS CHRIST MY HANDLE ISN'T EVEN ICARUS WHO EVEN MAKES WAX WINGS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

IF ONLY YOU COULD LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS, THROW AWAY YOUR ARMOR, AND SEE MY WISDOM. WE COULD BE KINGS, YOU AND I. WE COULD RULE ON POLAR THRONES, OUR PERCEPTIONS SHAPING THE GLOBE BENEATH US. YOUR RESOLVE AND MY HOPE COULD FOSTER ENLIGHTENMENT UNENDING. THIS COULD BE REALITY, YET YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT MY...

PERHAPS SOME ARE SIMPLY IMMUNE TO THE COLD TRUTH OF THEIR OWN FOLLY. I BUILD THESE WALLS BECAUSE I FEAR, YES. I FEAR CORRUPTION. I DO, OF COURSE, EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH TO SUCH ACTIVITIES AS YOU HAVE DESCRIBED. I CAN BE MANNERLY AND POLITE. MY TALENTS IN A BALLROOM ARE BEYOND MEASURE, AND I DO ENJO...

IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU BELIEVE I BUILT THIS "PRISON" AROUND ME TO KEEP MYSELF IN. NO MY "FRIEND", IT IS TO KEEP PEOPLE LIKE YOU AWAY FROM ME. ENTITLED ELITISTS LIKE YOU WHO PUT ON THEIR SUNDAY BEST TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING OR GO FOR AN EVENING STROLL ARE CLEARLY COMPENSATING FOR SOME HITHERTO UNSEEN DEF...

OF COURSE YOU'D JUMP STRAIGHT TO HIPSTER, YOU UNCOUTH SHITBAG. SO WHAT IF I AM. MAYBE THE GRASS IS GREENER OVER HERE. MAYBE I DON'T SEE THE GRAND ALLURE OF WEARING EXPENSIVE CLOTHING AT ALL TIMES WHEN I MAY ENGAGE IN STRENUOUS OR LESS THEN SANITARY ACTIVITY. PERHAPS, IN STEAD OF SPOUTING GENERAL ACC...

BY ALL MEANS YOU UPSTART FUCKWIT, THE "MACHINE" WILL CHUG ALONG JUST FINE WITHOUT GETTING JAMMED UP WITH YOUR FINE ITALIAN KNITS AND FANCY SHOES. I TRIED TO REASON WITH YOU BUT CLEARLY PEOPLE PLAYIN WITH THEIR DICKS ON A HIGH-HORSE THAT REACHES TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN HEAVENS CAN'T HEAR REASON FOR WHATE...

MAYBE IF YOU DECIDED TO SUCK LESS YOU WOULD SEE THE BENEFIT OF WEARING SIMPLE CLOTHING LIKE T-SHIRTS AND JEANS. FINE SPOONY SHEESH EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE CLASS WILL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOU YOU CAN TAKE OFF THE CUMMERBUND AND TOP HAT. DROP THE CANE SPOONY NO ONE'S IMPRESSED. CAN YOU EVEN SEE OUT OF ...