AWKWARD ZOMBIE

BE A PEDESTRIAN
JUMP OUT OF THE WAY IN SLOW MOTION
USE THE SHOULDER BUTTONS TO CONTROL THEIR ADRENALINE FUELED LEAPS OF FAITH
GET BACK TO YOUR BORING OFFICE JOB WITH AN EXCITING STORY TO TELL

BE THE WIFE
CRY DEEPLY AT HIS SIDE IN THE HOSPITAL EVERY DAY WHILE YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM
BUT YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THEIR WORDS BECAUSE YOU FIND YOURSELF DEPENDENT ON HIM
GET THE HIGH SCORE YEAH

Does mario cart count?
Also f-zero?
Oh, and I love the Burnout series. Shit is cash.

THE NEW BATCH OF AWKWARD ZOMBIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Spoony
Crawl back in your mom.

OH SNAP BEARDS ARE SO LAME
I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE ONE
NOT BECAUSE I'M MASKING THE FACT THAT I CAN'T GROW ONE
THEY'RE JSUT DUMB SO THERE

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DUMB BANDS
YOU KNOW WHAT BANDS ARE GOOD
ALL THE BANDS BEFORE NOW
OH MAN THOSE WERE THE BEST BANDS

JAPAN MAKES ALL THE BEST STUFF
AMERICAN SHOWS AND GAMES AND TOYS SUCK MY ANUS
AMERICA IS CULTURALLY BANKRUPT

MAN
NOTHING WAS GOOD AFTER THE 90S
NOTHING

CAPTAIN PLANET IS BASICALLY THE BIGGEST FAG OF ALL TIME
WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT CLEANING THE EARTH
IF IT DOESN'T IMPACT ME WHY SHOULD I EVEN CARE

IT'S LIKE
EVERYONE ON THE PLANET IS FUCKING STUPID
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS SHIT
PLEASE VALIDATE THIS CLAIM

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT DICKS
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE TALK ABOUT DICKS

I HATE THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE

Are shirts ripping and are men turning gay?
Also Sloth sing to your cat. Always calms animals when I sing. I'm like motherfuckin Poctanosm droppin those sick fucking native american beats and it soothes those shits like nobody's business.

How's it goin errbody.