AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Spoony you're not tall enough to ride the facial hair ride.
Fuck off.

Let's all rub our faces together.
This should result in a beard.
I'm really tall so stepping stools all around.

Chinmaster wrote:Too bad I am completely incapable of growing any kind of respectable facial hair.

Same here bro. Same here.

You are wise in your mistrust of me, Val.
I am a vagrant rapeaholic. I travel from place top place, raping where the raping's good and moving on without leaving a shed of my life behind, besides the scores of illegitimate children.

Oh man I frequently fuck up my hand pretty bad in between working out with a punching bag and assorted gardening and yard work. My forearms and hands are cofered with scars and stuff. And Riku you're wrong I've been lying this whole time. I am actually a Caucasian female like you. We're actually the...

I have, like, fuckin extreme anger issues for some reason. I used to be that way when I was a kid. Parents took me to a shrink. I guess it worked; very rarely do I get enraged now. These days it's just being sad most of the time instead of angry. Man it's like, something really fuckin gets under my...

I'm a pathological liar. I swear way too much. I have a bad habit of talking about friends behind their backs. I do not do schoolwork unless I'm actually physically in class. I'm sometimes afraid to admit any talents or good qualities of mine because I feel like a snobby prick for doing so. I have, ...

You can be my intern.
Get my tea and finish my journalism work immediately.

Not a problem, Riku.

On another note holy fuck I just went back and read all my Facebook statuses from the past. Dear god what a mistake that was.

He is like a drug, Riku. His addiction is that of the longing of two lovers for each other's embrace when they part.

Also I'd offer myself as a Spoony substitute but I'm too black and I don't live in a nasty sandtrap like that asshole does.

Spoony is in the space between spaces.
(Dunno, maybe work?)

Operation Awesome wrote:"I'm singin' into my mike, my special underwater mike!"

Oh dear god yes.

Also music
What is this thing that fills our dreams, yet slips away from us?

Taxi I am girl
You are the sex.
Fuck?

Vacation starts tomorrow. Today was fuckall boring.
Sup yall.