AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Please tell me the next challenge is to find the most appealing mythological creature dildo for you.
Please.

Don't you think if I wanted to love you, I would?
Am I so wrong to shy away from the pain, Thursday? Is it not natural to bleed when you're cut?
The worst part of it all is needing you to hold me, and not wanting it.

Thursday you know what you've done.
You know the shit you pulled won't fly.
God damnit Thursday the tears won't stop. How do you live with yourself making me feel like this.

Thursday can suck my chode.
Thursday gets shit for his birthday and jizz on his cake.

DARE YOU DON
THE VAXIDD HELM!?!?
Operators are standing by
you stupid motherfucker

Man, fuck Thursdays.

Someone needs to compile a best threads list.
Also this needs to be somewhere in it.

Holy fuck I need all the pizza rolls.

Ohai I can't believe I missed this.
No yeah nigger was the proper word there.
And actually Val is correct I am a brutish zombie with my tongue constantly hanging out, as all of you should know if you kept up with the pics thread.

Why are you going if you don't want to go.
That's just a dire waste of cheddar.
And...well oh well for them. They'll live.

Prom is not a big deal. Nor is it that fun.
I'm sure you'll have a good time regardless of weather or not you have a date. It's not like people won't socialize with you if you're not there with a guy.

bro text her your vows