AWKWARD ZOMBIE

NOPE SPOONY CANNOT INTO COOKING

I've known a few to be a bit ruff around the edges.

I bet it's all a plastic lie.
Spoony can't cook.

Spoony wrote:BUT WE'RE GOOD AT SUCKING, VAX

DEBATABLE.
I DEMAND A SUCK-OFF.
I WILL NOW PM EACH OF YOU MY ADDRESS.

Sunny side up eggs with toast and jam and bacon.
Fuck y'all niggas.

You both suck.

I am Spoony's parents. Spoony The walls are thin. Uh also I'm a decent singer, but I hate saying that on here because I want to sort of prove it, but I need to get a new mic. SO YEAH TALENT PENDING. Also people tell me I'm a funny person, and also I'm pretty strong for a guy who doesn't eat, sleep, ...

scebboaliwiw wrote:I'm practically married to a 13 (now 14) year old girl after I saved her life. I'm pretty sure that's the dream of a lot of ronery weeabootaku or whatever.

My unit of measurement for both attractiveness and general awesomeness is the Sceb.

Every picture minus three or four in the art showcase at school that won "awards" are freaking black and white. Three pictures of a black and white face got golds, but an amazing picture of this little green pond thing with someone kicking it and you can see water spraying from their foot with natu...

Tell an authority figure that he's an associate of Le Great Handsome Oppressor. He is an international threat to humanity and anyone who knows him will be jailed and questioned and tortured pending Le Great Handsome Oppressor's arrest.

I've also shown it to all my friends.
They promptly entered their credit information and await their boxes of bliss.

Please.

Please sir.

I'm all ears.