AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ame no Akai wrote:I like Prince.

There, I said it, and I am not ashamed.

I prefer to worship him, actually.

Go to his dirthill of a home and smack him around.

In related news, I need a man to replace him. Trygve and Chin will never be enough.

Oh you guys like to

you know
hug
Over Skype?
naughty naughty

Did

Did you guys hug?

Spoony's online all the time, he just doesn't post all that much.

So this guy asked to suck my dick this one time.

Gooooood day.

Quick fix: Put it in the washing machine.

I am not responsible for any further damage caused to it.

It's funny because skiing is so fun that all I was thinking about was when I'd be able to try that again

Hey I did a decent job putting you back together.
You were my first~

I was skiing and going down a run that starts off as about a 90 degree slope. Normally I'd play it safe on a run like that but fuck I had The Protomen blasting in my ear and they were commanding me to light up the night, so I fuckin did. I start going down straight and going as fast as possible. Tuc...

Why did you have to name them Syobon

All the people I dissect already have names when I find them.

Hello Ladies~
and Great Handsome Oppressor

Took a lovely twilight drive to Vermont for dinner today with my lady. Ate at some nice little pub in the country. Vermont is a beautiful place, and i'll be damned if I don't love her in the half light.

On the rare occasions I smoke, I smoke outside.
And I only smoke cigars (i've had maybe 5 cigarettes in my life)
It's kinda just common decency to take it outside.

Nothing at all wrong with manual labor. Besides, would you rather say that you paid all that cheddar into college to say you got nothing out of it and STILL don't know what you're doing? Wouldn't it be better to say that you put that cheddar into college, didn't get as much out of it, and now you're...