AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Firestorm why did you leave me.
I've been sitting here being raped in the ears by these losers without you and Spoony at my side.

So I've been reading a book called "The Anthologist" by Nicholson Baker. It caught my eye because I am a huge lover of poetry, and I stumbled upon it as I was browsing a wonderful bookstore in Vermont one day. I started reading it and was charmed so I bought it. Essentially it is about a schmuck of ...

FUCK OUTTA HERE MAN NO ONE MISSED YOU

I feel ya man, and honestly, that is very much the proper attitude (although I feel from your statement there that you could use some more approachable friends but hey I ain't judgin nobody.

Just spreadn the wisdom around, and honestly dude that's a good policy. Honestly that shit can wait.

betrippin I don't mean to impose or come off as some know it all douchebag, but I feel the need to warn you about the foolishness of seeking out a relationship because you really really really want a lady, or really really really wanna get laid. Personally, It's just not worth it if you go into it w...

Don't listen to her, Sloth.
Fuck all the magnets you want, and never look back.

I'm not bi, I'm just doin good business.

I have all the boyfriends and all the girlfriends.

I should start like a barter system or something.

Taxi go purify yourself in the waters of lake minatonka

True Trygve
But maybe he WILL see something
It's my time of night, after all~

There are worse things.

True.
I said that to them too.
I'm fair like that.

Well come on man.
No one is enough man for me alone.

I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now sweety.
I am John Travolta, and I am your mother.

How do you know?