AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Merlin you should have a matching hat.

Yes, embrace her feel good harlotry.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Why am I not surprised your momma is blonde

Maybe because I am a natural blonde duh
AND DID NO ONE NOTICE MY SWEET TAN
I HAVE A SWEET TAN GUYS

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3569/picture0056l.jpg Sup bitches. Been on vacation at a Delaware beach house since Saturday. Fun fun times http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9760/picture0054w.jpg Here's me takiing a surprise picture of dad behind me http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3833/pictu...

Pretty sure they were just pullin your chain dude.
Then again if he wasn't it was just kinda dickish but whatever

Le Great Handsome Oppressor I love you and hate you at the same time.

daisies you making me feel all these feelings

Sleauxbreaux wrote:

Vaxidd8 wrote:beach side house

Go outside, ya mug.

haha I would but it's almost 1 in the morning and where would be nothing to do but drink liquor with my little brother and friend (and I don't care much for drinking straight gin out of a plastic water bottle so yeah no)

Wifi in this beach side house is shitty.

MY LIFE AMIRITE

I like girls too you guys

Don't tell any of my boyfriends on here though.

You always charm me breaux~

Man I love talking to people and being charmin and shit. It's fun to see people's reactions, and it's always appreciated I've found.

I trusted you man.

Now you've just crossed the line.

Avengifier wrote:I'm a little too good at insulting people.

It's really really easy to insult people.

What's hard is compliments.

Dude stop posting my porn.

Hahahahahah, man you wouldn't believe the aboriginals here, dear me. The stereo-typing and ridiculous racism surrounding them is hardly an exaggeration at all. Exceedingly rarely do you find one who isn't a homeless bum spending every cent on petrol sniffing habbits. Spoony shut up and toss me a bl...

fun fact: Those mythical beasts are black people.

I'm only half poisonous